Man up! Can’t you be more sensitive? I need romance. Don’t touch me. Do you always have to touch me? Is that all you think about? Be a man!
To answer all of that… OK. Yes. Me too. Why not? Yes! Yes. I am… Let me be one.
This is a message for our society; men and women. You have created the androgynous troll identified as the modern male. Women have been the driving force behind the transformation and men have passively accepted our evolution under threat of persecution, prosecution, and (God help us) blue-balled abstinence.